Have You Played Atari Today?

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Have You Played Atari Today?

Like almost every 80s kids, we had an Atari 2600 (aka the Atari Video Computer System) and it was the best thing ever.

It had a nice woodgrain veneer to blend in with the furniture and TVs of the time:

And that controller just begged to be chewed on.

And it set atop our 80s TV:

This TV offered 19 whole inches of diagonal viewing area, red LED 7-segment channel display, monaural sound, 480 scan lines of resolution, a 29.97 fps refresh rate, a color image and the Magnavox branding delivered in an all-caps ITC Avant Garde Gothic typeface.

And it featured a somewhat odd remote:

What made it unique was that the Touch Tune remote used high-frequency sound tones rather than radio or IR signals to command the TV. If you held it up to your ear and pressed a button, you could hear a very-high pitched tone.

This was not terribly far removed from the first TV remote control—the Zenith Space Command from the 1950s that used tiny little hammers to strike tone bars to generate sounds that the TV would "hear" and interpret, not unlike a handheld xylophone.

Read more about the origins of the Space Command and TV remotes in general here.

Since we only had a few TV channels at the time (ABC, NBC and CBS affiliates, along with a few independent stations that only seemed to play old movies, religious programming and westerns), we occupied our time playing games such as Combat, Air-Sea Battle and Circus Atari—a breakout-type game that featured low-rez clowns bouncing each other off a teeter-totter to pop balloons. The disturbing part was that if you failed to catch a clown as it came back down to the ground, it would splat against the ground and wiggle its legs while in the throes of death:

Splat!

We even had the misfortune of owning a copy of the rightfully-maligned E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial game.

One game that we didn't have, though, was Yars' Revenge, whose TV spot makes it look like the most-exciting game ever:

Our mom was never that excited about vidjagames

In fact, the box art and TV spots always made the games seem more-exciting than they actually were:

The Verge has a great article on Atari's box art and I highly-recommend Tim Lapetino's Art of Atari, a copy of which was gifted to me by my brother a couple of years ago.

This shows that Atari was masterful at making the most of the limited resources of early-80s technology to get customers hyped about games with what we, 40 years later, would consider to be shitty, gameplay-wise, graphics-wise and sound-wise.

But in 1981, it was magical.

I recently, while rummaging through my ephemera archives, came across a 1981 Atari game catalog that features the 43 titles available on the Atari Video Computer System. It was pretty beat up after 41 years of storage, but it brought back a lot of memories for me and I thought it might bring back some memories for my readers as well, so I painstakingly digitized it and prepared this gallery for your enjoyment. Or, if you'd prefer a PDF to peruse at your leisure, you can download here.